1. Otis

    Extremely Pervy TV Show Host

    Couldn't watch all of that and now i think I need to take a shower to wash all that weird stuff away and cleanse myself. Who the hell is/was this guy? :o:censored:
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    30,000 on Tuesday

    I was thinking we could give 500 tickets to very fat people. That would make the ground look full. Again though, I think you need a fire certificate for fat people.
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    Juke

    Thing is, as a striker you can't keep trying to take extra touches when you have the ball at your feet in the penalty box. You get a sniff of goal in that circumstance then you take a pot-shot. Not sure you can teach this as it appears to be a natural instinct in goalscorers.
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    Should a club like Cov have made the playoffs by now?

    Nope. Think that refers to us being the only team out of all the divisions that hasn't been involved in a play-off at any level.
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    Should a club like Cov have made the playoffs by now?

    Watford have. They went up to the Premiership.
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    An Ideal day at CCFC/Coventry City

    Yep, but I am beginning to think that Juke is a company man who totally backs the current board and was in fact deliberately aiming at a 'Sisu out' banner at the top row of the Telegraph Stand.
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    You gotta laugh a this!

    Course Cov is a better option. The front page of our tourist information leaflet proudly declares one of the reasons to come to Coventry and that is "because it is not Leicester."
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    An Ideal day at CCFC/Coventry City

    :D:D:D How did you guess?
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    An Ideal day at CCFC/Coventry City

    Okay. A typical day at CCFC/Coventry City. No travel by train as there aren't any. Indulge in a few flat ales in a threatening and unfriendly pub. Take a nice quality lunch along the way, maybe Italian fayre. Luckily enough in this instance there is a Pizza Hut right by the Ricoh. Take the...
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    CCFC - Graveyard For Strikers

    Good point. Julian Jochamin Lee Hughes Lee Mills Andy Morrell - Wing Patrick Suffo Dele Adebola Stern John James Scowcroft - Wing Leon McKenzie - Wing Kevin Kyle Leon Best Robbie Simpson - Wing Clinton Morrison Freddie Eastwood - Wing or anywhere else but striker
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    Where would I get a lead to for my DAB Radio

    I said prostitutes, not lying, devious, two-faced, crazy in the coconut, humourless tarts.
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    Where would I get a lead to for my DAB Radio

    Except for prostitutes. 'Search' just comes up with a blank results screen. Apparently. :whistle:
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    Shame Cody McDonald didn't play today

    'RoD and Platt can be better options depending on the teams we play.' Never thought in my life time I would hear a Coventry City supporter say that!! :D Obviously shows how low we have sunk. I'm sure a combination of Platt and O'Donovan as a strikeforce will have opposition defenders quaking...
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    12,300 there today

    'Interesting that so many fans dont come to watch CCFC since the departure of Marlon.' Maybe we like sex Offenders and should perhaps get another 4 or 5 criminals in the team? Either that or send the squad out on a series of drunken nights out resulting in brawls. Mind, that will...
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    sisu goons

    I enjoyed it so much i went back three times.
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    Where would I get a lead to for my DAB Radio

    Have you tried Maplins?
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    Why do you dislike Eastwood?

    Okay. Bad example. It was like saying Katie Price was once a virgin then.
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    Juke

    Well yes, but how much does any club need a striker with poor finishing?
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    Why do you dislike Eastwood?

    But isn't that a bit like saying Hitler was a well behaved child at school?
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    Juke

    Ahh, opinions! I have rated his performances all season long thus far but thought he was poor today.