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I bet Mike Ashley's chopper looks like a Lion Bar and smells like Pickled Onion Monster Munch

He's very short sighted, so you're in with a chance if you keep your distance. So short sighted in fact....he once came off at half time of a football match complaining that his legs were really burning under his socks. He found out after the game that instead of packing his deep heat gel in...

You had an interesting time with Joy's titbits? Robbiethemole will be jealous.

Terrifying.

Dale Evans Joe Elliott His weird offer to get games on but keep all the revenue or whatever the details were Association with the Trust Wanting to close the academy I'm sure there are others with a better memory than me that could expand that starter list

Absolutely nowhere near any of it, I hope.

It really doesn't have to be. This could drag on years in that scenario. Get through to January, sell Gyokeres and Hamer to keep the club going another couple of years, slowly drop down to league 1 where our 'model' works again.

Would people be happy with that?

I'm not sure playing next to Ayala can help much. He was awful last night, slow, giving free kicks away all around the box. Just checked his age expecting him to be pushing Richard Wood and Jagielka, shocked that he's only 31 still.

We had a kid that went to Bolton some years ago, Tope Obadeyi. Not thinking of him?

Only minor negative for me is we should have given Kane 20 minutes or so to help his match fitness, especially with Eccles on a yellow already. He will still be blowing out his arse when we next need him.

Well 3 points and admin. Decent nights work! I mean I think that's good. Or at least I'm telling myself that's good. It's good. Definitely. Isn't it?

Wilson 7 Rose 7 Doyle 8 Panzo 8 Eccles 7 Bidwell 7 Sheaf 9 Hamer 9 Allen 8 O’Hare 8 Gyokeres 7

Absolutely did not see that coming when the team was announced. Magnificent team performance. Well done lads.

Just had an update. Mike Ashley's passed out and Tim Fisher has put Glacé Cherries on Ashleys nipples and drawn a clown face on his belly.

Not a red for me, feet weren't off the ground, studs not really up, not really excessive force. Just looked like a clumsy tackle rather than malicious. I'll take it though!

Stand by my earlier hunchback comment. My 90 year old Gran had better posture than Bidwell. He's going to be able to blow himself before he retires, without needing ribs removed.

Ben Sheaf has been quietly magnificent tonight.

Just a dead leg I think, will be fine.