You want boom boom handsum man? You buy me drink? Me so horny?
If they call you Pompooi or Darkling it isn't a good thing!!
Get the fuck off your phone, start supping ice cold changs and get yourself a little sweetie for the night. Make her wear your Cov top. Video it. And stick in on here! ;)
Nope.
Hairy legs, hairy arms, hairy chest, just a normal bloke who happened to like dressing in a mini skirt and boob tube.
The phrase "Didn't know whether to fight em or fuck em" was never more apt.
Certainly needed to be seen to be believed.