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My theory, in the moment, was that MVE was particularly upset about his error, as it may be the last time he will play for us at the CBS. If we don’t get promoted, I think everyone - including Milan - is resigned to him leaving this summer. Hence the tears. Sad way to say goodbye vs. the...

For those with short memories, it’s worth re-watching last season’s FA Cup Semi Final: in the first half, Eccles skipped between Rashford and Wan Bissaka with a lovely bit of skill / quick feet, to burst into the box. It’s a good indication of what he can do, but he just doesn’t do with enough...

Wright was genuinely appalling. He got bullied out of the game early on, and lost every 50/50 challenge against players half his size. BTA experiment didn’t work. They were too physical for him. With hindsight, Simms should have started. Grimes and Da Silva had good games. Sheaf was poor...

Monzo’s marketing department…

My 8 year old daughter called out the most exciting opportunity ahead: the Sky Blues in a Premier League sticker album for the first time in her life (RIP Panini). #GotGotNeed

Not if we beat Luton. Even a draw would probably be enough for Stoke; there’s currently a 4 point gap between them and Luton, and +6 GD, with one game to go…

JDS has started well here.

Yeah, sorry, you’re quite right: it was Dovin 👍🏼

The body language of the players here, after the goal, is so telling - they have zero confidence in Collins and almost expected the fuck up as much as we did.

Didn’t Robins once say he needed someone more vocal in goal, when he dropped Collins and brought Wilson in? Collins doesn’t communicate with the defence at all, and it shows in each and every fuck up.

Sheaf has been appalling. He’s given the ball away so many times. Far too languid on the ball.

He has a worse touch than a leper.

The little-known teen exciting Wales boss Bellamy… Putting aside that it’s coming from that rat Bellamy, this is a glowing endorsement of young Kai’s potential. Very encouraging!

Wright doesn’t look fit or particularly interested.

Big deck energy.

Rudoni or Dovin. If I had to pick, it would be Rudoni - not only for his assists and goals - but also given the number of roles he’s been asked to play in the team this season (including LWB!!). He’s proven himself to be reliable and adaptable.

Hopefully Donald Trump’s next bizarre declaration will be an offer to rebuild our defence, midfield and attack at half time.

I’ve seen lepers with a better touch than our front two. And now we’ve reverted to route one shite.

Kitching straight onto the linesman for flagging that offside too slowly. Love that.

BTA’s control was pathetic there; a lucky 40 yard bounce straight off his shin. Shite. Get him sold.