Well he’s absolutely ruined my day, so I hope he overcooks his frozen pizza later and gets a minor exertion headache from all the running around he did today, the twat.
If we’re going to make the playoffs, might aswell make it a fun day out. So I am directly appealing to the fan base to all subscribe to the idea of going in group fancy dress. One theme only. I will add any sensible suggestions to the poll.
Guys, my posting is erratic by the way because I am upset. I will recover!
I won’t be going to Middlesbrough unless they remove all of the hazardous waste and general smell of human fecal matter you get as you approach Billingham on the A19.
The other worst case scenario of course is I create a Turin Shroud type moment on a tea towel; Lampards face etched in blood and semen.
Forgot to mention that.
Going to put my balls in a vice during the next game. Every time we do something ridiculous or silly I’m going to give it a quarter turn. Worst case scenario, I end up not being able to cruelly bring another Cov fan into this world.
I just want to see us go 1-0 and bring on an extra defender and midfielder, take off two attacking players and spend the rest of the game Burnleying the ball out of the stadium or feigning injury’s. Is that too much to ask?