No it wasn't that.
It was more to do with bodily fluids to be honest and spreading them on her body like Philadelphia cheese.
Okay, I embellished that somewhat.
I find the poll crude, Neanderthal and sexist.
I would wine and dine her. Send her flowers and write romantic poetry. I would sprinkle the pillows with rose petals and whisper sweet nothings in her ear.
Then I would fook her brains out!!! :D
To be fair to Thorn, Eastwood is a very talented footballer, albeit with a problem upstairs in his head. Clingan had very good pedigree, but he was just very average for us. McIndoe had been a good player elsewhere. Deegan was a gamble but didn't cost us much at all, McPake is a good player just...
Think most of us were a bit concerned with this Cazarine to be honest after hearing about him and checking him out.
Let's hope this new trialist is more to our liking.
“We've had a good look at Bruno and he did some great things in training,“ said the Sky Blues boss, “but it didn't really work out in the matches he played."
We've got a number of players who have done great things in training but don't really work out in matches haven't we?