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  1. shmmeee

    Manchester Male Rapist

    Assuming it’s well lubed and there’s no tearing or the like, surely it’d settle back by the morning? I’d imagine an average cock isn’t much wider than a large shit and your arse doesn’t hurt after them. We must have a gay member who can confirm?
  2. shmmeee

    What Coventry player would you be most like?

    Kastaneer fat and grumpy
  3. shmmeee

    4th Round Draw - Who d'ya fancy? (should we make it)

    Just for the lols I hope this happens. Imagine the songs we could sing
  4. shmmeee

    CWR

    How hard/costly can it be to have a decent pitch though? We’re we just extremely lucky to have the guy we had or is it just we lost control and ACL/Wasps didn’t know/care to do any better?
  5. shmmeee

    CWR

    Now you mention it you’re right. I remember we had a great groundsman.
  6. shmmeee

    CWR

    Maybe my memory is playing tricks but I can’t ever remember it being particularly good. Even when it was just us. You’re right though, could be they just don’t give a shit. In an ideal world if we went back we’d have a SLA on the pitch with compo if it’s not at a certain quality. Not likely...
  7. shmmeee

    Match Thread Coventry City vs. MK Dons Match Thread - Saturday 11th Jan

    Need a win here. In some ways it’s good we drew yesterday as I think the longer your streak gets the harder it is to continue. Few players looked leggy last game. I’d start with the team that finished the game so: Marosi Rose McFadz Hyam Dabo Kelly Walsh Mason (I’m assuming McCallum is injured)...
  8. shmmeee

    CWR

    But why? Can’t just be a string of shit grounds men. Was it built badly? Is it the evil Leicester shirt in the foundations? It’s clearly possible to have a decent pitch. If there’s something genuinely fundamentally wrong with it then frankly we need to write the Ricoh off as a football ground.
  9. shmmeee

    CWR

    Not going to get into an argument with you about family mate. Shouldn’t have started in the first place. I think you’re being ungenerous, I’ll leave it at that. I’ve only just got on Twitter on this so don’t know what he’s been up to and frankly don’t want to. (we genuinely don’t talk about off...
  10. shmmeee

    CWR

    Fucking hell. No way should we go back to that pitch. Question for those that want us at the Butts: wouldn’t that be even worse as I assume they have less money to spend on the pitch or is the Wasps pitch abnormally bad? We need our own ground. We really do. Everything should be focused on that.
  11. shmmeee

    CWR

    The question asked was literally “why are Wasps here?” He answered that question. You’re trying too hard.
  12. shmmeee

    CWR

    You’ll expect me to say this. But he’s not wrong.
  13. shmmeee

    CWR

    Wasn’t the quote from the EC literally something like “once we know about it we can’t unknow it”?
  14. shmmeee

    Highlights

    I reckon he must have hit some screamers in training as he’s clearly been told to shoot more.
  15. shmmeee

    Match Thread Match thread - F a cup 3rd round - Bristol Rovers

    Mason looked well off the pace. Not surprised McCallum has nicked his spot on that showing.
  16. shmmeee

    Match Thread Match thread - F a cup 3rd round - Bristol Rovers

    I think part of the reason it works is the box midfield draws them in and leaves space for the wingbacks TBH
  17. shmmeee

    Wasps Again

    Didnt know you were from Nottingham!
  18. shmmeee

    Wasps Again

    Not usually one for Wasps frothing but this is tone deaf at best and horrendously disrespectful at worst. WTactualF?
  19. shmmeee

    General Election 2019 thread

    Was just wondering if you could set an alcohol tax based on Police and NHS related costs the year before. Then if people can drink sensibly the cost comes down. Probably not, but it’s be an interesting experiment.
  20. shmmeee

    General Election 2019 thread

    Im a big believer in sin taxes not to reduce consumption so much but to pay for the externalities. Though I expect it’d make a pint about £15. Would fund the NHS though!
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