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That's bone-chilling.

I'd quit and reload my save from August.

His dick will be getting sucked so hard on Facebook.

My entire formula for that percentage was '99 = big number'. That's as in-depth as my maths goes

No. I've seen us in the top division and winning a domestic cup, two things 99% of professional clubs can only dream of.

Stevie Wonder couldn't see them, he's blind!

What the hell is a lead?

To play football? I hear football players tend to want to do that kind of thing.

And revel in it.

'Suxfields' was my favourite. It combined an acerbic dig at our situation with the coquettishness of a teenage girl.

Having spray cans and not finding a way to paint hilarious glasses on that player is the biggest travesty.

Zizzi owt!

The Rioch is my favourite typo, I like to think people do it intentionally in that case. The old Bruce Arena. Outside of everybody's favourite your/you're, when people mix up bought with brought my brain freezes.

Because he's likely to be playing they could be trying to gee up a player who made an absolute hash of his last chance, rather than trying to make people forget we've got nobody else.

Everything except glen posts, sadly.

None. I could happily ditch football completely.

Behind you!

Interesting to see if he came in as a forward for them. He was always billed as a striker but I don't remember ever seeing him used as such with us. I did see Jermaine Grandison up top that time though mind you.

When it turns out the last two years have been some kind of Truman Show practical joke setup, we'll all laugh.

Footballers can be under pressure without it being a smack in the face of cancer victims.