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I thought Andy Webster was injured.

Trust me, nothing is going to look good on that pitch.

Move house.

Did his poo have sulatanas in it? Or was it just a current?

Not sure. A couple of years ago I thought he was a tremendous prospect, but he seems to have gone backwards since.

It's quite obvious. He's an electrician! He obviously got caught short.

I've got one too. Three women are being interviewed to join the British Secret Service. They complete all the tests and exams and go through a series of interviews. The head then says to them, I have one final test for you. He then takes his assistant with him and the first of the 3 female...

He used to be a good player, but he's gone downhill since Tuesday.

You bought a case as well? :o Is there no end to your extravagance?

From the My Little series?

Lord Spoilsport gets his head split open in episode 8.

You like Tyrian? Guess I had better not tell you then about the red hot poker that gets shoved up his arse in episode 7, or that Reek's penis grows back in episode 5.

Indeed Daz. Spring in my step this morning.

Fook me that's freaky. :eek::eek: The first 3 names on that list are me and my 2 brothers. And Tracey is my stage name.

That they are all deliberately standing there on purpose, blocking the view of the secret location for the new stadium.

Anyone got any tissues? We are up to 18th place and I can feel a nosebleed coming on.

TM factor I think. Or at least the non SP factor.

Is that the queue for the 99p Shop sale, where everything is 98p for the day?

'Back to back wins?' Anyone know where we can find a translator so we can decipher that saying?

I think Orient will get something from the game myself and I wouldn't be surprised if they nicked all 3 points.