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I've heard that now Compass are pulling out, SISU have filed a claim against them for underfilling the Balti pies. Nothing like trying to curry favour with the judiciary.

Will they both be ready for the season kick-off?

We've got Michael Doyle Doyle in the middle Doesn't work for me (not sure where he plays!)

Thin up front? Have we signed a Brazilian?

Well we'll all know when 9am tomorrow.

I think Joy was doing a reccy job down at Wembley. Buy it for our new stadium and move Covbley down there. Might as well have 10k rattling around in a 90k stadium as a 32k one.

And we nicked LAST from those poncey boaters!

We know he's end up in a pickle......

Where's your sauce?

You are right Otis. Go for a ballistic missile.

And a cross with see me written in red.

Think he is there for 55 days.

Bobby Gould up front.

Yes. My name is Rim Fetish but I’m ashamed to say that my anagram is Tim Fisher.

Rim Fetish

Sounds like he’s a Wandering one.

They had better not show their Boat Race around here!

Reckon I now know who we are playing, any idea when?

Reckon £18m won't be enough, could do with A Few Dollars More.

Careful, or you'll have a RUDA wakening!