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We'd only whack high balls up to him anyway.

Trying to unravel a piece of clingfilm from a roll when it seems firmly stuck to the cardboard roll. End up stripping loads off before I can get a full width of the bloody stuff!

I’m expected in March. Wife had hers yesterday, they had surplus vaccines at her hospital.

Bet you have a sniff!

Vikings series 6 part 2 starts on 30th December on Prime.

Love the Strawbs. Saw Dave Cousins in the Acoustic Strawbs some years ago. Amazing voice and song writing.

There'd be nothing to watch next Christmas Day!

D of E looks a banker Ozzy Osborne Ken Clarke Maggie Smith The Donald may take a bullet Sophia Loren Morgan Freeman Timothy West Julie Andrews

Still in a trust fund at 22? Can't be trusted!

Withings Scan watch - hopefully will help to keep me alive!

Sorry love. Can’t fix the fence as my arse will pop out. I’ll have to use that one myself.

I make logs the year round. Xmas ones just a bit smellier..........

Cans of Carling!!! FFS - must be for visitors.

How the hell will he get that in his sack?

I’ll make a note and may use it at a later date!

Yep, me to at 67 think it's time to holster the Colt.

Bugger, got me in Oxfordshire. From the Angling Trust, looks like I can still go fising locally to me. That's at least some consolation.

30 for me.

My shares in Ilika have gone up 56% today! Can't see any news to justify it. That's 40p to £1.74 since June. Will wait for the major "correction" tomorrow!

The wife again! Bought a loaf of bread this morning with one of those ties around the top of the bag. Now, instead of undoing it, she has ripped a hole in the side which we now can't seal to keep fresh. Squeezing the toothpaste tube from the top is another! Maybe a minor issue to some, but...