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  1. Otis

    Jimmy Saville

    Tony Blackburn was a DJ in the 70's. He's boasted he's slept with over 500 women. When you search for Jimmy Savile on Google, Tony Blackburn's name comes up along with Gary Glitter and DLT. Just saying like. :whistle: Good job they were all women and not under age girls isn't it!
  2. Otis

    You have a gun with just one bullet.

    Just beat him to death with the butt of the gun.
  3. Otis

    You have a gun with just one bullet.

    Andy Thorn cos there probably wouldn't be enough food for everyone and he wouldn't bring on Hitler until the 88th minute.
  4. Otis

    Jimmy Saville

    What, his nasal hair?
  5. Otis

    Jimmy Saville

    What's Lord McAlpine doing hosting TOTP?
  6. Otis

    Jimmy Saville

    Think I posted on GMK when Savile's name came out, just how good Google search is for telling you things without saying anything. When's Savile's name was mentioned word was that other famous people from that era could be involved in similar dastardly deeds. When you typed Jimmy Savile in...
  7. Otis

    Twilight

    Badly written? I think you'll find it's Shakespeare. Unfortunately though, it's Much Ado About Nothing.
  8. Otis

    Andy Thorn back....

    Unfortunately a football match doesn't last 45 mins. Nor indeed as a matter of fact, 75 mins, or 81 mins, or 86 mins, or 88 mins etc. etc. etc.
  9. Otis

    James Bailey has the Yellow Shirt

    Did lose one of the players at one point during the game, but I think that was more to do with the empty sky blue seats behind them.
  10. Otis

    Portsmouth Trust taking over the club

    As they're in admin surely the parachute won't open!
  11. Otis

    Jimmy Saville

    Never ever liked the bloke.
  12. Otis

    Andy Thorn back....

    Never knew that last one. That is a real shock.
  13. Otis

    hartlepool

    I have Sky Sports but hardly ever watch it for league football. Only really have it for 4 reasons. 1. To catch the City if we're on for an away game. 2. To catch England matches. 3. For the NFL 4. For the odd major sporting event (Ryder Cup, Ashes etc.) Think if they lost the rights to...
  14. Otis

    Andy Thorn back....

    Only to stop eating the furniture in the boardroom.
  15. Otis

    If you won the euro millions

    Great! But for the rest of us could you introduce one with female lap dancers too?
  16. Otis

    James Bailey has the Yellow Shirt

    A few people getting tetchy on here this morning. :whistle: Are you all getting wound up wraggling with your conscience over who you should vote for in the police commissioner elections?
  17. Otis

    Portsmouth Trust taking over the club

    Hooray, we will now be moving one place up the table very soon surely won't we?
  18. Otis

    Twilight

    Seen the first two. They're not bad, but pale badly in comparison to the Harry Potter series.
  19. Otis

    If you won the euro millions

    Funnily enough I've always thought of you as some kind of Hillary Devey. ... and so for that reason I'm out.
  20. Otis

    Sheff Utd Hospitality Offers

    Not sure they'd get their duelling pistols past the stewards though.
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