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What makes it even better news is that I had no idea that I had a Nigerian accountant. Sent from my KIS using Tapatalk 2

I can now buy the club following my Nigerian accountant's email telling me my great uncle Nanga K'tanga has just passed away and left me £117m in his will following the dividing up of his diamond mine. Sent from my KIS using Tapatalk 2

Only until your next ban. Sent from my KIS using Tapatalk 2

I don't know, Thatcher wasn't too bad. Sent from my KIS using Tapatalk 2

Despite reports that former Northern Ireland manager Nigel Worthington turned down Coventry City to take over at York City, the Telegraph understands he wasn't a candidate for the job. Worthington has taken charge of the League Two club following the dismissal of his predecessor Gary Mills at...

I had a wart on my hand for weeks and it's just fallen off.

Do shops not continue to trade before they go bust? They know the end is near but still continue business as normal.

Just realised, we are talking about entertainers too aren't we. Up to the podium steps .... Vernon Kay. :(

Great, thanks. Had me scratching my brains! ;)

After 6 games we were 7 points adrift of 6th place. After 12 games we were 10 points adrift of 6th. After 16 games we were 10 points adrift. After 20 games we were 10 points adrift. After 24 games we were 5 points adrift. After 30 games we were 4 points adrift (but had played a few more...

When he did his first ever stand-up I watched it on TV and for me he was funny. After that though there was just repetition and a lack of new material. He is like a one joke comedian and once you have heard the joke a couple of times you don't want to hear it again.

You may want to review that. Isn't that almost exactly the same thing?

Peter Kay was really funny for 5 minutes.

Think you may well be right, Torch.

Yeah, but I did say possibly. Would be more worried if it were a home game to be honest. Away I think we need to keep things exactly the same.

Yeah, agree. We could win our next 3 and still be 7 or 8 points behind.

He'd enjoy that.

Think we would need to win the next 3 for it to be on.

If they are saying a new manager could be in for Saturday don't we need him before Friday? Today would be good. He needs a few days to get to know the players and try and at least put some imprint upon the squad. We can't afford to lose Saturday. Think if he comes in on Friday it could...

Just do not get the appeal of Harry Hill at all. Just seems to pull faces and dress up silly to try and gain laughs.