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  1. shmmeee

    Ambifootsrous

    Seem to remember something about Ndlovu training his weaker foot so much it became his stronger foot but could have made that up entirely.
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    Seriously struggling today

    Zoom is the standard one. I used FB messenger, FaceTime, WhatsApp depending on the size. I think hangouts handles large groups pretty well. Teams is shite IMO, only 4 cameras at once as well.
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    Things that annoy you

    Mate the government have been able to hack your comms since before you were born. If you own a mobile you’ve got a hackable tracker, Mike and camera on you at all times. That horse has well and truly bolted. So may as well get on the lazy as fuck “Alexa turn on the lights” train.
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    Things that annoy you

    Right? Just call it an arse crack like everyone else.
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    Things that annoy you

    Said to the missus last night, how is anyone filming also clapping?
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    Coronavirus

    See I self isolated a fortnight ago because I had a cough, then convinced I didn’t have it because I felt a little fluey for a day but no real fever, still have the cough (like a smokers cough) and shortness of breath now not sure if I had it or not? Whole family came down with whatever I had...
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    City 11 XI

    I dunno. I started the thread to be a funny twat and now I’m policing answers. What have I become?
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    Coronavirus Thread (Off Topic, Politics)

    Said he avoids the tube cos he’s scared of getting it, yet was proposing a solution that would guarantee he got it. Weird man.
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    Coronavirus Thread (Off Topic, Politics)

    Dunno about anyone else, but I’d feel 1000% more confident if Johnson binned Cummings off and went back to his London Mayoral team running things for him instead.
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    Coronavirus Thread (Off Topic, Politics)

    Did not expect a Fortnite reference from you Otis. You dark horse you.
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    Coronavirus Thread (Off Topic, Politics)

    There’s definitely an element of Carry On about this government. No one will convince me Matt Hancock isn’t a lost extra from The Thick Of It either.
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    Coronavirus Thread (Off Topic, Politics)

    Poor choice of words. I meant he’s not like Vallance and others who were in post pre Johnson. He’s been brought in by Johnson.
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    Coronavirus Thread (Off Topic, Politics)

    Well. I’d argue the only man who can boss the chancellor around to the point he quits is the PM.
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    Coronavirus Thread (Off Topic, Politics)

    Who hired Cummings and put him basically in charge? He’s not a civil servant is he?
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    Coronavirus Thread (Off Topic, Politics)

    Thing is we had a choice of stupid and callous or stupid but with their heart in the right place. Also just because Corbyn was shite doesn’t mean Boris gets a free pass. There are other Tory MPs, and soon Corbyn will be just another back bencher. Tired whataboutism. Anyway just realised I’m...
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    Coronavirus Thread (Off Topic, Politics)

    Yeah but cuddly old Boris. He’s a lad ain’t he? Be nice. He looks so tired.
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    Coronavirus Thread (Off Topic, Politics)

    It’s OK though because the PM is irrelevant and all decisions are the fault of advisors.
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    Coronavirus Thread (Off Topic, Politics)

    Being PM means balancing medical, scientific, economic, moral and political concerns and advice. You don’t just do what you’re told by “the expert”. Advisors advise and ministers decide as the saying goes. Otherwise what’s the point of a PM? People seem to think it’s just some jolly bloke who...
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    Seriously struggling today

    Hope you’re doing better mate. Would echo what others have said, diet and exercise and distraction. I find I’m always calmer around greenery too. FaceTime a few people you haven’t seen since lockdown.
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    Who’s at work/Not at work?

    Not my speciality but didn’t someone say if furloughing isn’t in your contract you’d need to agree to the changes? Though I’d imagine it’s presented as “this or redundancy”
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