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    Ogogo gone

    He had bandy legs anyway.
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    Callum Wilson

    I can confirm my 13 year old Panda does not have a heated front window.
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    Callum Wilson

    It's a Warwick thing. you wouldn't understand.
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    Callum Wilson

    My car had loads of ice on this morning. Used the last bit of the toothpaste. Had to iron a shirt even though I thought I'd got one. Had cornflakes.
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    97-98 medium home shirt

    No, I contracted Elvis - The Las Vegas Years. It's an awful disease.
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    Venezuela

    Ah, I see. To be honest, I never really thought about why all the lights went out in Safeway. Makes sense now.
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    Venezuela

    I was in Safeway in Cov when it happened - the one by the island that's now an Asda. All the lights went out and we were told to leave. Only found out later what had happened. The plane must have, I presume, crashed into power lines.
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    97-98 medium home shirt

    Ah, memories. The last time I was a medium.
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    Film Thread 2019

    Recently watched Widows - thought it was pretty good. A Quiet Place which I really liked. Birdbox is good too. Saw The Favourite, which is odd.
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    Start of the second half / Lack of attention

    Our second half performance was a perfect example of how we should play had we been comfortably in front. Passing the ball, keeping possession but without actually doing anything with it. I'm getting fed up now.
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    Transfer Rumour Kyle Edwards?

    "Exciting forward line"?
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    I'm In A Movie

    I'm the leading man in a Rom Com. My girlfriend is on the way to the airport to fly to the city where her new job is based. Even though the plane takes off in 30 minutes and I'm "down town" in one of the busiest city's in North America, I attempt to chase after her. There is always a bridge...
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    Mo Eisa

    I think he could score a lot of goals in the box from corners but depends on where he's standing. Order SISU to buy him.
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    I'm In A Movie

    I'm an alien in a sci-fi movie. My race has left our dying planet and plan to repopulate Earth with our own kind and destroy the human race forever. When I say Earth, I actually mean the United States.
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    I'm In A Movie

    I particularly like the sound of this one. She has made seven TV movies in the last couple of years.
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    I'm In A Movie

    Have you ever seen any of the Hallmark Christmas films? They're EXACTLY like AJS describes them. Brilliant.
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    Prince Phillip

    The problem is Philip has been angry his whole life as he was basically just there to father heirs to the throne and walk at a respectful distance behind his wife. He's a twat.
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    I'm In A Movie

    I'm a hard-nosed City business woman in a Christmas movie. I go back to the small town where I grew up to see my parents. I meet the boy I went out with at school. He is now a widower with a cute kid and a labrador. Although he now only runs a small coffee stand, I fall back in love with...
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    The Passage

    Anyone seen this yet? I watched the pilot over the weekend on Showbox and it does look really good. Vampires make a nice change from zombies too. The Passage focuses on Project Noah, a secret medical facility where scientists are experimenting with a dangerous virus that could lead to the...
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    I'm In A Movie

    I'm a receptionist in a movie. I tell the protagonist that he can't go and see my boss as he is with someone. Despite this the protagonist will barge past me and burst into my boss's office. I will follow looking flustered and say "Sorry, Mr Boss, he pushed right past me and I couldn't stop...
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