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Up in Edinburgh for the Fringe and just been sitting next to Jeremy Corbyn. An interesting show tomorrow with wee Gordon Strachan. Will be an interesting performance. If there is a Qand A might ask him why he persisted with Telfer!

Raymond Briggs - walking in the air…..

What did it taste like?

Ah the old shilling of shame on your pants when you haven’t shaken off the last drop of pee.

Even my wife complains that the female commentators just start screeching when it gets a bit exciting.

MR playing in the hole.

It's bloody great. Coming fromLeamington means I can go abroad and lounge on the beach with no one else around!

Sorry I tried.

Had my grandson's JSB confirmation email through only last week having joined and paid 3 months ago.

I wouldn’t dream of calling him Jim!

Two or three years ago, I wrote to Jim Ratcliffe of Ineos to ask if he would be interested in buying CCFC. He already owns a football club in Switzerland and reports at that time was he wanted an interest in an English team. As you might expect, I had no reply and recently he lost out for...

Getting a Weetabix out of the packet without bits going everywhere.

So used to kicking off her high heels.

A bit of a similar thing walking up to the turnstiles. People start fumbling in their pocket, then through their wallet for their season ticket. Just get it sorted before you get there!

Greggs- this is Sky Blue Talk not SMB!!

It’s an 8th from me.

No 2

I keep forgetting my season ticket, going to get it tatooed on my arse.

And now we all know his family had a chemist shop and he used to help after school and weekends. Overplayed this one I think.