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Yeah, cos this club's been preparing for take off for years now and it ain't happened yet.

We are only wearing the stripes so it doesn't clash with the seats!

That's a massive space on the corner of Old Church Road. Could build a big stadium there for sure.

You happy to use a crank handle then?

A deft flick? Sang by Chaventry fans? They have no idea what the word deft means. Or indeed the word 'flick.' And probably for that matter, 'a' too.

Because he's all yellow?

Kevin Kyle?

Want to double act? :D

I worked with a Yorkshire lass and she kept telling me to stop calling it a sausage batch. 'So what do I call it then?' I asked. 'It's a roll she replied.' 'So how does that work if I want a sausage roll then?' I retorted! 'That's a sausage roll. If you want a sausage 'batch' you say you...

Got a feeling you missed a 'la' out. Or maybe a 'na.'

If you find a queue of one though you'll have to wait outside.

I love Christmas. Do you know when I love Christmas though? When it's fookin Christmas!! For those who may not have noticed It's only the 18th today. Christmas Eve I'll be as happy as Larry, but Christmas seems to be getting earlier for some people every year and the retailers, manufacturers...

Changed my mind. Going to change it to Grandpa It'safookinbatchnotacobyoustupidwankers

I'm going for it. Set my heart on Grandpa Walton.

Which is why I have no idea why my mate gets upset every time I call him a big Wendy! The wuss!

God, Give It A Rest You Merry Gentlemen?

Yeah, like Bedworth is Beverley Hills to Cov's Toxteth!! :thinking about:

Neither does Fisher's missus by all accounts!

Fook you too!! :D

Dear oh dear. Why don't they just call it Plastic Chavtastic!