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  1. Otis

    Just for some light hearted fun............................

    I was given a job to do that was quite intensive. Had to blitz it all in 2 weeks. Been browsing without posting on the whole.
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    Just for some light hearted fun............................

    Barry Manilow - Mandy I honestly believed for years that he was singing ..... 'How happy you made me, oh Mandy Well you came and you gave without taking And I sent you away, oh Mandy And you kissed me and stopped me from shagging And I need you today, oh Mandy.' I would say listen to it...
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    Crap Joke Thread

    I thought my delicate stomach had finally got use to all types of German sausages, but I do still fear the wurse.
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    Funniest SBT Poster?

    May I present the case for the defence m'lud. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6ZzXg0qYoAo
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    Funniest SBT Poster?

    Tim Fisher isn't funny, but he did come out with the most hilarious thing we've heard in years when he said we'd all be back after 3 games.
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    Funniest SBT Poster?

    Yep, ajsccfc is a witty poster. Lord is too and Hill. Time for a group hug maybe?
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    Funniest SBT Poster?

    Japandy and Paxman. Not sure it is their intention to be funny though.;)
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    Women says the most stupid things

    Two points on this: 1. My daughter just said something funny a couple of minutes ago. Sunday Morning Live on BBC at the mo. The topic is whether Spurs fans should be chanting 'Yid Army' at football matches. She asked why racism was being discussed when they were talking about a football team...
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    Sky Blues administrator: Still time for warring parties to strike up a deal

    That had me smiling too, the bit about the contracts since administration. What a dumb thing to say. Talk about stating the bleedin obvious!
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    So Paying for Sky is against the NOPM ethos - What a cock that bloke is

    I think the bloke is right. Since the NOPM campaign I no longer travel north, don't eat ham and when I buy coal I only buy it in small amounts rather than by the ton. I have also stopped going to town and keep buying new shoes rather than seeking out repairs at the cobblers.
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    The Blame Game

    When we have done badly I have been even more determined to go. Reverse logic in some ways I guess, but my feeling is, the worst the club are doing the more I feel they need me.
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    moan moan moan.

    I think you'll find so many people have stopped posting on here because they are no longer attending and therefore have nothing to talk about. Considering that about 70% of posts used to be about the team on the pitch and predictions and ratings and individual performances and how well we...
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    moan moan moan.

    We may well be playing good football, trouble is, next to no-one is there to see it. After years and years and years of abject failure, fans are going to rightly moan if the team are doing well but not even playing in their home city and they aren't watching the games. It's like a double...
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    Sickfields Pitch?

    Fisher has a contingency plan.
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    Muppetry

    Who is Hardly Keats? The lesser known brother of John?
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    You couldn't hear us from the hill?

    More likely that the grass was too dense and too high and blocked the sound as it came from the hill. Then if you factor in atmospheric pressure, voice capacity and vocal delivery, dependent upon age of yeller, then also unity and synchronisation of choir voices, you should have the true value...
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    match at Ryton today

    Why, who are we playing tomorrow? Sent from my KIS using Tapatalk 2
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    Poetic Symmetry

    Yep. She's become immune to the rat killer in her tea over the years and my poison darts always end up in next door's garden. Always have wanted to go onto Deal or No Deal just so when Noel Edmunds asks what I would do with the money I can say 'hire a hitman.'
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    Lucas

    We need to help her. Maybe we could start a campaign to assist her efforts. Call it Lucas Aid.
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    I hate eggs, therefore I love fish

    What about fish eggs? Sent from my KIS using Tapatalk 2
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