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If this didn't so you what matters to the Tories then nothing will. Don't care if you're ill, sick or dying as long as there's money. "There's more money in your pocket (well, not really.)" "I'll be dead soon so what fucking use is that to me?" And what makes it even more infuriating is that...

Apart from the fact I think the offside rule is a load of nonsense does that mean that if a player touched the ball on their goal line despite being offside about 20 yards further up the pitch the free kick should be taken from the goalline? Surely the player becomes involved in active play the...

While I agree about rather a footballer than Kardashian we need to improve the young role models for women to aspire to be great scientists and leaders. We need far more women in those positions and they could make a far bigger difference doing that than kicking a ball around. Of course, it...

Also see Blair's managed to avoid £300k in stamp duty.

I would like to announce I am very happy to have been appointed the manager of Watford Football Club. ...... Oh. Apparently I've just been sacked.

Brilliant

Would kick off at 12:30 make a difference?

When we find ourselves in times of trouble Gavin Ward's our referee In the rain he gives us Penalties

Amazing to think he'd matched last year's top scorer's number of league goals before the end of September.

I'm not a big fan of statues, but I am starting to like the idea of a CCFC-style Mt. Rushmore featuring Hill, Sillett, Curtis and Robins. Not sure if it'd be harsh to leave out Harry Storer

Just change any with the word Die in to either Drive or Diesel

That was a cracking response. Far better than I could have hoped for.

Fucking amazing!

Thart's maatsen 5th yellow card isn't it?

What a turnaround!

It's always worth having different options, including a quick striker to try and play in behind or an awkward lump who can hold a ball up and is good in the air. I think we brought Baka in to do that but he just had too soft a nature. Biamou was more so but not enough to say defenders would hate...

It has, but the difference is if it'd been QPR we'd know we've come out of that hiding pretty well. Right now there is a bit of fear as to how the team will react.

Draw would be fine but we need to get exorcise yesterday's performance. Not sure whether to keep the same team where possible and give them the chance to redeem themselves after one bad game or to mix it up. Fulham aren't likely to play the same way as Luton and we'll have the bigger pitch as...

When we've got the ball they can push up, when we don't drop back a bit.