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And an inexplicable new found desire all of a sudden for anal probes?

Not good. :facepalm: Despite what the press say, the Russian people are mostly completely blinded by him over there by all accounts and they pretty much all like the bloke and think he can do very little wrong. We've had a fair few arguments over this. She can't understand all the sanctions...

I don't know. I didn't have a cat.

As I say, I'm having the 4 poster bed and my wife has to sleep somewhere!

And the key also Daz is to stick to your plan and have it committed fully to memory. I remember having a great plan whereby my mate rang me up at work first thing, pretended to be a next door neighbour and told me that my cat had been run over. I of course had to go straight home to nurse the...

There is actually a Volgograd Place in Coventry. It is under the ring road on the way to the Swanswell.

Bet if my missus had let the council know she'd have been a VIP for the night. Could have bagged myself a bottle of champagne and 4 poster bed at the Formula 1 hotel. No idea where my wife would sleep though.

Even more annoyed she'll be. We didn't know a thing about it and my missus is from Volgograd.

Ohh bugger. Was that tonight? My missus is going to be rather annoyed when she finds out.

Think you'll find it's a station where no train will ever stop. The announcer will just keep tellung people to step back from the platform as the train approaches.

Think you'll find effluent is spelled with an 'e' not an 'a'.

Can I just say that is one of my favourite all time films! Love it.

Well what a waste of 209 pages.

I did a rubbish one. Wanted to go away to Bournemouth for the weekend with my mates and my boss wouldn't let me have the time off. Took it anyway and phoned up pretending to be in bed, sick. Trouble was I phoned from a phone box and all you could hear in the background was the sound of...

Well I'm pliable and that's good enough for me.

Or you could what I'm doing Tony and wait for the final verdict. Find it much less a strain than trying to second guess everything and conjure up theories and say 'this must mean this' and 'that must mean that.' I'm just sitting chilling and waiting for the court to decide for me. Trust them...

This is why I have just been observing and haven't passed any comment at all on the thread. Err, until now of course.

Ahh, Sharon and Angela you mean! Really game birds that pair.

Sounds to me like you need to give yorself a bit of self-discipline, Nick.

They've just said on BBC Breakfast that Andy Murray yesterday Tweeted that he was about to announce his new coach, but then later came out and admitted it was an April Fools joke. The Beeb presenter laughed and said it was Andy Murray with his sense of humour. Wow, what a card you are Mr...