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It was great, you're all mentalists.

It's more of a great day for Stephen than a bad day for free speech, this gives him all the 'told you so' credit he can handle. I'm genuinely surprised Twitter did anything though, Jack Dorsey doesn't give a fuck what goes on there when you consider that orchestrated attacks, Qanon and...

I wouldn't have him back, but I did like him for pure entertainment as he'd loudly blame Chris Hussey for everything including goals conceded, the downturn in the economy and 9/11

I always thought the man in the stripes was just going up to the game really early but in all the other shots he's suspiciously walking away from the stadium. Luckily the guy with his arms behind his back is there in every shot too keeping an eye on him, classic undercover counter-terror sting...

I expect this will be revelatory and leave us all feeling a lot more secure about the coming weeks and months, not a second of airtime wasted.

Twitter parody accounts continue to be the death of wit.

They'll get a big pat on the back, but otherwise there's no real benefit in a player doing anything like this.

None of the Chelsea team standing up to a player completely disrespecting the manager in public, what a shambles.

That last tweet is someone on here isn't it?

BREAKING: Elephant to be replaced on city coat of arms with unspecified insect, details to follow

The character of Citizen Khan was good in the series with all the Fast Show regulars in, but the show it span off into is that horrible prime time style all the channels can't help but make now. Struggling to actually think of the last decent new pre-watershed sitcom.

George Costanza Dennis Reynolds Hank Kingsley Alan Partridge Niles Crane Larry David Dwight Schrute Blackadder from series 2 on Fr Dougal Norm Peterson

I like the whisperers so far, but can't help but feel they'll follow the same routine of new big bad enemy, war, enemy defeated, peace until next enemy appears

I'm finding it harder to keep track of who's who. Darryl's the only real character at the moment and he's just a mumbling emo tramp.

Hasn't showered since 2014

She's a dirty comedian, I'm not sure what she's been on TV-wise other than the cats countdown thing though.

Like that line-up, the only oddity is Joe Thomas who always looks supremely uncomfortable in front of an audience.

I like this, you'd see them everywhere when it was done before.

It's unfortunate that they are forced to clarify something so blindingly obvious, but that's what Stephen was expecting when he lit the touch paper and stood back waiting for angry 'realists' to do his bidding, bombarding a rape charity with considered points like 'so we can we rape white women...