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Neither did I. Apparently it is though. slope A derogatory term/slur used for the purpose of describing a Vietnamese/Asian person. Describing the slope of their eyes . The Top Gear guys must have known this otherwise why make the joke?The whole point of the joke surely, the double...

This is getting very confusing. :D Surely now anyway, at this stage in the proceedings, there should have been just one simple question and nowt else. Shouldn't be 'Why' or 'Why Not?' Should have just been 'When!' That is the one question we need answering. When are we coming home? Not 'Why...

Die, die, die, Seppala?

28% turnout. Sometimes people get the government and local council they deserve.

Absolute classic!

I'll pop open a bottle of champagne, dance round a bonfire, give 3 cheers and sing ding, dong the witch is dead!! Oh,err .... no, hang on, I did that for Thatcher. Maybe I'll just sit back in my fireside chair with a smug grin on my face whilst watching Homes Under the Hammer or Breaking Bad.

They'd be hacked by people trying to save up for spa weekends though, so that's okay.

You don't trust Mumsnet? :o Where else are you going to get your knitting patterns and fashion tips?

Why, what were you expecting, Mumsnet?

I'm glad we don't have an 'anti flop' policy here. If we did, all the City players would be fined every season for the last 14 years.

Can't wait!!!

Ohh! bugger. You've been doing such a sterling job, Nick. When you say an episode isn't quite as good I lower my expectations and then when it comes on I enjoy it all the much more.

I loved last week's, but of course, you're a week ahead. Especially loved the little scene with Lester going in to buy socks and coming out with a shotgun and Malvo doing the deal with the guy selling stuff from his van. Fresh as ever for me. Loving it.

Or a ........ 'Boss, I can't play today, I have a splinter.'

Totally agree. Top player, but this is just ridiculous. Maybe Samir Nasri should put in a transfer request because the towels are not straight in the dressing room.

I like this excuse .... After Zambian tennis star Lighton Ndefwayl lost in a local tournament to Musumba Bwayla he claimed that his pants were too tight and that his opponents constant farting was putting him off.

Even convinced myself it was true at one point, so vociferous was my arguing!

That was me. It was a joke though and loads of people bit.:D

In one of the greatest-ever finishes to an English league season, Arsenal travelled to Anfield on Friday, 26 May 1989, needing three points and a two-goal winning margin to snatch the league from Liverpool. Against all odds, the Gunners did it. Afterwards, Alan Hansen complained that the...

I've found some more ridiculous football excuses too. In their opening game of the 2006 World Cup, Ukraine were decimated 4-0 by Spain. After the game, they didn't blame their terrible defending but instead cited loud frogs outside the team hotel as a reason for their poor...