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The other Fisher rumour of course is the one where he was arrested for openly flicking through a rather kinky porno mag that he had bagged from the top shelf at his local newsagents, right in front of other customers . He told the police he was simply looking for the Golden Shower.

Was it with a balloon? Cos that's happened to me before and trust me, it doesn't hurt one single bit.

Thought you were going to say he was believed to be one of the two Boston bombers. :o

Yep. You bring the board, I'll bring the tiddliwinks.

We could use the gun, but it has no bullets. The bullets for the gun are available to hire from ACL, but they want £100,000 per bullet. As this is the City, we are going to end up firing blanks as per usual.

Have checked the last 15 games. Pretty consistent I would say. Wood Martin Wood Martin Wood Martin Edge Martin Edge Martin Edge Martin Edge Martin Edge Martin Edge Martin Cameron Martin Cameron Martin Cameron Edge Cameron Wood Cameron Wood Cameron Wood Edge Wood.

Which is why I can't understand the clamour from some to keep the likes of Edge and Wood. Too many mistakes too often. Too often beaten for pace and too often responsible for very poor marking. If it were me I would be looking for at least 3 centre backs in the Summer, retaining only Jordan...

It's for that reason that I'm out too. For me it just seems like a fashion accessory and fashion changes. I could never commit to something so long term. If ever I was to have one it would be a CCFC one and that would be it. Not going to happen though, certainly not at my age anyway.

Impossible to judge him as a manager just yet I feel. Any successes we have had this season have revolved around having either David McGoldrick or Leon Clarke leading the line. They are out and out goalscorers. When any manager has to rely on the likes of Callum Wilson or Danny Philliskirk or...

Yes indeed. Except for my missus of course! ;)

You think he knows Jack then?

Is that because no-one would be his girlfriend?

You sure his name isn't Dick? ;)

Well said. The sort of things that onlookers at the parade were saying as some sort of beacon showed to me exactly what was wrong with Thatcherism. One woman stood forwards and said something along the lines of ... 'She was a great leader. It was tough and it was a struggle to find work, but...

No, not a theologian at all, but a great thinker at times and bang on the money too. When he was 5 his mum told him that happiness was the key to life. He went to school the teachers asked him what he wanted to be when he grew up and he wrote down the word 'Happy.' The teachers replied that...

Well, that's it in a nutshell. He's been crap but been pretty much the only choice for that left sided slot.

'Not had a great season' has to be the understatement of the year. That and 'Margaret Thatcher polarised opinion!'

No-one said it better than John Lennon. 'God is a concept by which we measure our pain.'

Less than 10,000. Apathy has truly set in.

As always, PWKH, even if people disagree with you, they must all appreciate your taking the time out to answer such questions posed as this.