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  1. Otis

    Pentecost celebrations

    I used to be omnipotent too, but the doctor gave me some tablets and now I'm back to my old self again. Put it down to stresss and pressure.
  2. Otis

    Pentecost celebrations

    Because he keeps him on a tight lead?
  3. Otis

    England games

    Maybe it's on a hill somewhere overlooking the ground.
  4. Otis

    England game

    They are. Honduras are no better either.
  5. Otis

    England game

    Was thinking more in terms of how far away the camera is from the field of play. Surprised the commentator hasn't just said ... 'Err, that's an England player, passing to another England player, who crosses it to another England player, err, now an England player has it on the right ...'...
  6. Otis

    England game

    Anyone got a telescope?
  7. Otis

    England game

    'Need?' A bit strong, Nick. Result doesn't matter at all for me. Was listening to 5 Live the other day and they were saying that Italy quite often have terrible results in friendlies leading up to major tournaments and then go on to do really well. They just experiment and the result means...
  8. Otis

    Pentecost celebrations

    Not when it's 35 miles away though. Feels like we have literally gone from heaven to hell.
  9. Otis

    Pentecost celebrations

    It could. Funnily enough, one of the arguments on the Big Questions a week or so ago was that of theologians trying to blow a hole in the big bang theory and how the universe began. The question was what came before the big bang and then before that etc. etc. Where was the start and the start...
  10. Otis

    Pentecost celebrations

    Indeed! Bout time you went and tried to convert some of those pesky Taliban types into Christianity and leave us normal folks alone! ;)
  11. Otis

    Pentecost celebrations

    Scam, I will believe in your dragon when he toasts me a mashmallow and not a moment before! :D
  12. Otis

    anyone else really suffer with hangovers

    Reminds me of a comment on The Big Questions last week. The discussion was about hell and heaven and this Muslim cleric was talking about what heaven will be like and he said there would be a river of wine, to which Nicky Campbell quipped, 'Alcoholic wine?' 'Yes,' came the reply, though the...
  13. Otis

    Pentecost celebrations

    I just don't get it. Trivialises the whole thing for me. Sure, give thanks for your health and happiness and your friends and family, but thanking God for a box of fireworks? What next? Thank you God for this bar of soap, thank you God for making my Satsuma pip-less, thank you God for putting...
  14. Otis

    Lack of transfer (the myth)

    What, like the gospels? ;)
  15. Otis

    Lack of transfer (the myth)

    I thought a myth was a female moth.
  16. Otis

    Pentecost celebrations

    It is. Just not the one I was looking for. :D I just wonder if you too have a problem with the likes of all these footballers who look to the sky and thank God when they score a goal or whatever? Cheapens relgion for me that. Something so trivial and there will probably be a defender on the...
  17. Otis

    Pentecost celebrations

    My problem's not with you, Pete. No problem with any individual and his own personal relationship with God. It's organised religion I have a problem with. I do understand more than you think, Pete. I have read the bible, I hear what religious people say. I studied a bit to try and find out how...
  18. Otis

    He Went In His Sleep

    Yes definitely. In my sleep. My uncle died of lung cancer screaming in absolute constant agony non stop for weeks on end. The less I know about it happening the better for me.
  19. Otis

    Pentecost celebrations

    Really sorry to hear, Houch. :( Not Pete's fault though and he's entitled to his beliefs. Think you are being a tad harsh on him to be honest. Don't understand your sentiments though. My brother died a not at all nice death all alone in a motel room and I had to wonder, where was God then...
  20. Otis

    Pentecost celebrations

    I thought Sisu was spelt S A T A N?
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