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You can't see his scruples because of the beard.

And that was the last pub in Nuneaton? What do they do there now then apart from breed with their cousins and watch tumbleweed blow across the Lidl car park?

Err, pretty sure Americans are allowed in Nuneaton, NW. I hear they go for the nightlife and wonderful scenery.* *Americans have always been a little bit thick.

Well we'll all know, but obviously the FL won't and as they pretty much damn well ignore us as football fans here we'll probably be reticent to tell them out of spite, even if we really wanted to. The beard is also getting very, very bushy, so by the time they look I think they would need to...

Not if he's a Yank.

It does indeed. Think he is preparing for a FL raid and we all know now where the Golden Share isgoing to be hidden.

Would certainly explain why my todger has just turned green and why I keep humming the theme to the old Hovis TV ads. :thinking about:

Maybe. Certainly found this game much more enjoyable than any women's football game I've seen before.

Anyone watch the final, England v Canada. Have to say that women's rugby seems to be of a much better standard than women's football. Anyone else concur?

Cheers FF. I really, really must give them a whirl one day. Miss going up.

You know how to whistle don't you, Steve?

We do. Tim Fisher has been sporting that horrendous beard for a further two days and that looks worse every time I see it. The guy represents the club and he looks like a bloody yeti.

Think you'll find he's already lined up a load of retail outlets selling toasting forks upon his arrival.

First on my missus? Not a chance in hell. Think I was just behind the Grimethorpe Colliery Brass Band and several blokes called Alexi.

Which is probably quite likely they wouldn't..

Well my wife says I'm a comedian.

Great idea!! Let's implement the Utopia idea and use Janus to only leave us 'nice ones' left. Last thing we want is Grendel babies all over the country.

Yes I know. I am talking about the first cinematically released film, so number IV. The original Star Wars movie from 1977 or whenever it was. Always pride myself on being as honest as I possibly can, and I do have to report that I watched the 2nd film in the franchise last night, The Empire...

Well we have stacks of threads of where the new ground will be in 3 years time, so December to August doesn't sound half as bad by comparison does it.

Of course they hate us! Then even always say 'commentary' in a way that sounds like 'Coventry' every time just to tease us. You'll be reading your paper with the TV on in the background and you'll suddenly hear ' Today, commentary from .....' and you ears immediately prick up. Barstards...