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Bit left field but John Hartson. Not for the player, who was great in his short time with us, but the timing. It took so long to get it done by the time he was through the door it was too late. Had we got it through we may have had a chance to stay up. Lightbourne and Haworth were awful, as...

Is Bambipedal the technical term for someone who can't use either foot without difficulty? i.e. half of the players in CCFC history

I think she does the voice for the Couch to 5k, so maybe a bit more inspiration. Or for an arm work out use it as a JOI - now go faster, slow down.....

Trump thinks B. I don't.

We're a bit more reserved than them. Very touchy-feely, greet with kiss on cheeks etc. Here it's a quick nod of recognition and if you're really friendly a handshake.

Depends on if your happy to be one of the 5,000 really. If Trump opens up the US it will be utter carnage there in terms of deaths, especially without state-run healthcare. Only an idiot would be even considering it at this point, hence why Trump is considering it.

Does make you wonder if that bit of greenbelt between us and Brum might be a massive help in reducing our numbers compared to Brum/BC. Might even help protect it a bit more from future development,

But due to social distancing he has said to Chris "Don't stand so close to me"

I think that was just him having a wet dream on what he'd like to happen. Vile c*nt

Aaran Lee-Barrett Rafael Gonzalez-Robles Courtney Baker-Richardson

Not double-barrelled but had two surnames. Tomas Gustafsson/Antonelius

Reading that headline I thought it was some revelation that Cov Rugby had in fact been some Mafia-like money laundering businesses masquerading as a sports club.

HE SHOOTS! HE SCORES!

...The little fly dodged his attack with ease, but Brian's momentum meant he couldn't stop and he crashed headfirst into.....

Never going to happen. Without access to public transport links and a densely populated residential area it's a no go.

In reality I think the most likely candidates would be current retail/business parks near the centre to provide enough space. Central Six would have been an OK shout given proximity to train station etc, but now they're building the bus hub on that side not going to happen.

League to be resurrected Easter Monday and us to ascend to the Championship 40 days afterwards?

I said Labrador, not lube your back door!

I think it's the booming voice puts it in your head subliminally. Back to the story...

Brian Blessed, taking his flatulent alpacas for a walk. "I'M WALKING THEM TO GET THEM OUT OF THE HOUSE COS THEY STINK" he whispered. "I ALSO BROUGHT MY DOG, GORDON, WITH ME. THAT'S HIS BALL BUT I'VE LOST SIGHT OF HIM. HAVE YOU SEEN HIM?"