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No, I am not as peaceful as my online persona. In real life I am much more peaceful.

For his lies?

If it were Leicester they would be sharpening their torches.

Oooh, get you!! You can take him if you want, but he's just not my type and the thought of a fat old git orgy simply doesn't appeal at all to me.

We are Coventry City fans. We have service station plastic sporks and those little pocket wind-up torches, so the best we can come up with is to sit down en masse and eat little salad pots while shining a bit of light into the cupboard under the stairs.

Good on you Daz. I will dial the first 2 of the three 9's now and start building the oxygen tent in readiness. Do please let us know how it all went. :wave:

It's definitely a wind-up. It has to be, surely.

Right now? Err... this ... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pV7hFJNpl9E

Well the rest of us wanted to wait until he was sober before telling him. Happy Birthday for yesterday TGP. :wave:

Well something is most certainly dribbling down my leg at the moment, uss.

Nay so bad, Daz. All going really well for my daughter, so that's keeps my spirits up. How the devil are you?

As things stand now? No.

My missus is home, so i am having a shit day too.

So, that's why he was always so orange? From playing water sports?

I wasn't thinking Golden Share, I was thinking they might be looking for the Golden Shower. With us lot though it would be the Golden Shower of Shit.

Venice??? Fook me my eyes must be failing, I thought that was the Canal Basin.

Wasn't in the League of Gentelmen or the Human League.

I love that scene in the desert where they are negotiating on what punishment should be dealt out to the twins. The drugs boss wanted them both dead, cut up and ripped to pieces and Saul was suggesting two sprained ankles. :laugh:

Makes me think back to Notts Forest a few seasons back when they were in the Premier League. All season long people were saying they had a pretty good squad and that they were playing quite well. What happened? They went down.

I am a bit of a jaded addict and defiant purist.