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Take off the dog collar and lose the Labrador and then see if you have the same luck!! You can only hide behind things for so long, Dave.

The 'Wall' slant though will be that they were 'skimming stones!'

Naffin hell, Fletch, the screws are gonna cancel Christmas!

And/or throw ins.

Maybe because we have only played them once at home this season and last year they were in the Championship!

You forgot to post the link you dodo!

I doubt it, they've only just installed spitoons and outside toilets.

Did they have any cockerpoo's?

I think the word you are looking for is veterans.

Isn't that a boxing title belt?

Ha, ha! You wish. :) Just makes it even more galling now though doesn't it. Such a terrible, terrible run of form and a dreadful slide down the table and yet we are still only 8 points outside 6th place. Just heightens how far we were ahead of everyone way back when.

Only because they didn't recognise you.

What do you expect when there's only 10,000 in a 32,500 seater stadium?

Don't you mean Shaky Stephens?

Bit of both.

They're all topless? Or they're wearing frocks?

I thought it was the New Den. When did they change it to the Drinking Den? If the flags are to be believed, it will be so named for drinking the blood of the babies they have eaten.

2 away games today and they are at 11 am and 11.30 am? Whoa, they are going to have to go some and be fitter than a butcher's dog I would have thought to get anything there.

No, no, no!!! You've blown it now. Might as well just Google map the directions to Newcastle's and Everton's training grounds this very minute. You just sold him down the river.

We just keep calling him 'the trialist' and we'll be fine. No Everton or Newcastle will then try and come in and snatch him. Either that, or every time he scores a scintillating goal, we have to to say how flukey it was. Let's hope if he's really good we see the benefit of that and he isn't...