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A least there are 24 teams below us. For now.

Same was happening last season. Teams adjusted and we had no answer.

Shame he wasn't a ukulele, cos then he could have played alongside the banjo we couldn't hit an arse with!

Above or below pizza would you say?

Kyel Reid is a very good player, as long as he doesn't cross or shoot.

If your tactic is to get 11 players kicking the ball in the right direction you have my vote!

5 out of 11 ain't bad! That's still a majority that weren't absolute garbage.

Just a ticking off would be fine wouldn't it, without any need for solitary confinement.

For bringing in Mowbray? Don't think Sisu pick the team or choose the tactics and formation do they?

According to the Beeb we had 17 shots, but just 2 of them were on target. We definitely need a much bigger banjo.

They lying bitch! She told me she was getting her hair done and then popping to Aldi.

He hit the banjo with the shovel?

Nope, most certainly not. I think his high profile has kept him in his seat for longer than would have been allowed for someone of lesser standing.

Has he lost his banjo then?

I tend to take them with me to be honest. Not a very macho type of guy and I'm a pacifist, so going commando is not really for me.

That's good isn't it, 3 a game?