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I'm still waiting on a blind darts player. And to make it more fun, I would point him at the board and then spin him round 3 times.

Barton Swanson (probably be one we'll look to pay off on deadline day if no offers come in before) Webster Connor Thomas Nouble Jackson Martin free to find a new club Turgott If we want to seriously get anywhere, then ..... all the ones highlighted from your list must be gotten rid of. The...

Think I'm going to go to sleep happy, but then have a nightmare in the middle of the night whereby TM has quit and the board plump for the deadly duo of Steven Pressely and Andy Thorn as our saviours.

I think he's just trying to say ..... Run for the hills ..... the Romans are coming!!!!! Still waiting on the times though. My guess is 8 o'clock and a quarter past 10.

Not bad for us from what I remember. Released by Doncaster. 33 years old. http://www.coventrytelegraph.net/sport/football/transfer-news/former-coventry-city-fc-goalkeeper-9280782

If she's blind, how does she know she's cleared it?

That's excellent news. I would love to say Wasps are in Birmingham and not in Coventry.

Surely that in itself is a first.

I'm hoping this one stumbling block was that Mowbray wouldn't sign until Wasps fooked off and they have indeed now fooked off.

Whhhhhooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooopy...

The ghost of Bob Bones.

And I still very much have my hopes pinned on those two. Fingers and toes crossed.

It is. Also otherwise known as anti-comedy.

Humour is dead. Exhibits A, B and C

I live in a wall of death, so also move in powerful circles too.

Why does everything always have to turn into an anti-Sisu dig? ;)

I'm sure there'll be some player tweets about whether they are staying or going I would have thought.

This would be my mum on an internet text chat, technical support line. Hi, how can I help you? Is this I see tea? Well, it's actually ICT. How can I assist you today? My son bought me a laptop and it's not working properly. Okay. What I need you to do is to go onto My Computer. But I don't...

That's fine. My mum actually thinks the internet is a person. No word of a lie. She is in her 80's and a complete technophobe. The other day when her washing machine hadn't been delivered she asked me to ring the internet to tell them off. :D

Yep, why bow to the cynics? Fine, Simon, I agree. But then if you are not bothered about bowing down to the cynics, you can't expect anything other than these sorts of people being cynical when you post stuff like this. Isn't that what cynics do? Therefore, I wouldn't waste your breath getting...