Stay away from grey shoes.
My bro reckons I'm collecting too many vivid coloured sweaters which according to him Is a sign of possibly getting beyond the middle bit.
I've heard of one Nuneaton player at Conference level reject a move to Div 4 as It was more lucrative to take wages at the Boro and keep their day job going.
Needed a lot of door knockers, my uncle used to do It. Chap called Arthur Pepper headed that stuff up back In the day, we were a tight club back then, talking 80's here.