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By this logic Leave lost the referendum.

He’s admitted it?

No it’s our left wing that needs work!

Some really good stuff on Prime actually. Worth it for the free Amazon shipping alone.

Boris Johnson is @PVA and I claim my five pounds:

Shoot your shot man, you never know.

Suddenly I know how my missus feels when she says she’s starving and “will eat anywhere”

This too! Left teaching after finally managing to lose and maintain a better weight if not great. Went from 15k steps a day to 3k and the weight piled on with no other changes.

Like to eat my feelings, got a liking for fatty food as a teenager for comfort, but used to be active as fuck so wasn’t fat. Then like Maradona got fat when the activity stopped. Learned to drive, got into a long term relationship with a girl with a sweet tooth so added that to the fatty foods...

It’s as definite as any SBT rumour gets.

My tinfoil might be slipping, but the Cummings stuff in Parliament and with Johnson’s messages about Hancock, then this CCTV leaked (how?). Does seem to have patsy written all over it. Nice to have some good old fashioned sleaze though. 90s coming back all over, Labour govt in 2027 confirmed.

Hancock’s Tinder Instagram last night before the sorry broke

Is it wrong that I kinda like Hancock? He’s clearly shit but seems just incompetent rather than downright nasty like a lot of the other cabinet members. I mean he should go, but so should almost all of them.

We either need a lot more quality at the back to play out from a solid base or we need a better version of Max/Baka to get on the end of the inevitable long balls and bring Walker into the game.

Spot the teenager

Just seems very journeyman. Sort of signing all kinds of non descript mid table clubs make. The sort that leads to other fans asking how on Earth their wage bill is £30m/year and they’re so shit.

So would the two strikers we’ve got and they’re both younger and cheaper and known quantities. He’s averaged 1 in 4 goals and 1 in 10 assists at Derby across his career. What would you do? Play him with Walker?

Well no because not every player is let go. I just don’t rate him. Not a foil, not a goal scorer. Just don’t see the point.

Indian football agent on Twitter, Puldauta Myas

No thanks. Wrong age, wrong sort of striker, would want too much, too poor to be kept by a team that finished below us.