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No, but I have thought about building a moat all around the city boundary so he will have to buy a boat to get out.

Whilst wearing your Carl Baker t-shirt?

At first I though WTF, but then when you play it back in your mind it sounds great! Really like this one. Let's adopt it. :D

I'm not worried about him these days. Career on a decline unfortunately. Even if he scores it won't matter with the 4 goals going in from us at the other end.

The tweet doesn't even make sense, so I'm sure it has everyone puzzled.

Maybe he wants a couple of weeks off. :whistle:

But then you saw her face?

What do you mean 'rumour?' He's already in our squad isn't he? He'd better be, cause I've been putting a fiver on him every week since the season started as being our first goalscorer.

Okay. If God created the world and he is eternal and has always been, what was he doing for the trillions and trillions and trillions of years before he decided to create earth? There's only so much daytime TV you can watch before being totally bored surely? Oh, and do you think he has all...

I always associate the word 'session' with Dr. Barnaby and that jacket they gave me where the sleeves tied up at the back.

Why did God give men nipples?

Yep, dead easy to go from 'Wow, now we will have a really strong attack" to " Just the keeping position now that is a worry." That's how it got on to Burge. Very hard to talk about just one player, or one position when it's a team game and one player's performance can impinge on other...

To which tune? :thinking about:

Why does my missus' face turn blue when I put my hands round her windpipe?

No, but I'll have a bit of it if there are odds that we are champions by Christmas. Sent from my Hudl 2 using Tapatalk

You sure you didn't hear it? :thinking about: Okay, well in that case, we just signed Lionel Messi on a 6 month loan. Of course, with the team we have now he'll have to be content with a place on the bench, says Mowbray.

To be fair we used to play in sky blue and black. And pretty fine it looked too.

A good bet? I was expecting 7-1 to be evens personally. Also a Armstrong first half hat trick at evens too.

Yep, I think we should Clapham both. Taxi!!!

The manager has to back him, as he would with any player in the squad. I don't think Burge has been getting much stick at all and certainly not out on the pitch. I think nearly everyone has been very constructive in their criticism of the lad. I myself, don't think he's as bad as some have made...