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Thought I would get away with it, but got fingered by the security guard.

Do they? Right, that's the plan then! Sounds perfect to me. You want to annoy and inconvenience them without aggression or being rude, what better way than them having to deal with 2,000 pieces of mail through their letterbox!

I got barred from Woolies in town for talking to the mannequins.

Of you didn't put stamps on them the post office wouldn't deliver would they?

Well I just said postcard off the top of my head. Just envelopes then with a blank piece of paper inside, or a message such as 'Save Coventry City FC'

Weather forecast for tomorrow is quite mild. Was this because of ice or a waterlogged pitch?

I was just thinking, wouldn't I be a good idea for us all to just send in postcards? If they had a sack full of mail with a couple of thousand postcards in it would be an inconvenience and they would have to sift through them to see if any were actually of relevance to business and then of...

I won't batter you in court if that's what you mean.

Nope. I am basing my decision whether we get 5 or more throw ins in a match.

Don't ask me, it hurt my brain even just typing it.

Am I invisible? ;)

You don't have to not buy one if you voted 'not me' to the question, no I will not be buying one.

Think I just get upset over those who formed a big part of my life. Think I will be the same when Brian Wilson goes. 'God Only Knows' is one of the most beautiful song ever written to my mind and even the song itself brings a tear to my eye, so when he pops his clogs I am sure I will need to...

Hmmmm..........

I take it he played for Forest then.

You ought to hear what he said behind your back!

Why is there two different kits there? Some with thin stripes and some with much thicker, almost halves? Is it the home and away kit? One is grey and white and the other white and grey?

It's only the same picture of the lad already used, Wingy. :)

You're basing that on League One though, right?

Why would someone else have your tickets? :)