'Are you one of the guys who played for Christ the king under 14's and won the Bermuda tournament (on the back of it got a trail at arsenal and have lived on it ever since?)' ;) :D
I like the OP, although, unfortunately it doesn't address the most convincing and compelling counter argument that was raised earlier today;
Maddison was seemingly sold for considerably less than a Mouawad 1001 Nights handbag....