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I'm getting confused, Stephen Elliot, Elliot Ward, it's hard to know who's who. When is it Elliot's birthday from ET?

I have to laugh at myself. Why should I be the odd one out!

Luckily I have no idea who that is and my inner ears are quite a bit less furry.

I am not cool or tough, you're right. The comparison I usually get is a cross between Philip Schofield and Tim Vine (though I do still have most of my hair left unlike Phillip Schofield).

They're both good up top as well aren't they!

Shall I look on Facebook and see who else's birthday it is today? Bound sure to be somebody's.

The sort of person who has a go at the 16 yr old girl at the tills in Sainsbury's because the last pack of Lapsang Souching has got a slight dent in it?

Has anyone got a visual image of Grendel in their heads? I imagine him with his hair in a greying ponytail, wearing a Marillion t-shirt, blue jeans and sipping a banana daiquiri with a copy of the Accidental Death of an Anarchist under his arm.

Really? Draw, win or loss? Never ever heard of such a thing.

He can indeed. Just wish he wouldn't make sweeping generalisations sometimes. Pre-season it was 'Wigan will walk this league!' Only needed a 'could' or a 'I think they might!' Would have made a world of difference.

They're going to lose this aren't they! :( 116 for 6.

Is he now 66? Good God, I thought he was only about 39 or 40.

He wants to know of he can have your seat!

That's a bit mild for Grendel isn't it? ;)

If you saw a list of names like that 40 years ago you'd think someone's typewriter keys had kept on sticking. What happened to good old names like Bert Arkwright, Ernie Blenkinsop Davey Douglass and Nobby Shufflebottom? The world's become a strange place.

Was he? Who cheered him up?

I will never, ever forgive them! Since they took over my mortgage has gone up, my boiler has burst, IS have reared their ugly head in the world, Geordie Shore has appeared on our TV screens and my 85 year old mum's hearing is not what it used to be. They are truly the epitome of pure...

If they lose this it will surely rank amongst the most embarrassing defeats in the history of the game. How can you lose when you declared on 629 in the first innings? Stokes hopefully will sort them out.

It's ridiculous! It would be so easy to just move the match to Wembley! Piece of piss, job done and we would also fill it completely. Just once again highlights the incompetence of Sisu!!

Thought you were talking about Coventry Rugby Club myself, but if you want to put it down to dementia, then feel free to do so. ;)