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My favourite ever goal will be the one that secures promotion this season.

I thought McDonald would bag a few and was hoping for more from Haynes and Grimmer too. Poorest return is definitely the midfield.

No, that was meant in a positive sense, not in a negative one. On a musical scale the notes would have been going up.

Famous last words.

I would say 18 days, as long as it's an afternoon kickoff and in one of the milder months.

Or... Hi Jodi's mum.

Yep, I was quite happy with him at the time and thought it a sensible appointment.

5/4 on.

If we can keep him free from injury.

Kidney Stones - Kidney Great big Fooking Boulders

Ha!!!

Or 'Do you mind if I kiss your Penis?'

I do think it is a bit far fetched though bringing Ellen Degeneres into the show. Blurs the fiction and reality element somewhat.

Rename Iceland Greenland and Greenland Iceland. Change the name of Greece to save confusion when you go round someone's for dinner and just before you eat the host asks 'Do you like Greece?'

Urine - Not sure what to, but it always makes me sit up and take notice when you play cricket and someone says to you 'You're in next.' Commentary - Sounds too much like Coventry, so just change it to be included within the word 'narration.'

Sperm - Always best Swallowed.

Diarrhea - Runny Shit (cos that's what it is and is easier to spell)

He's on 17% at the mo, but I think his battery is pretty much dead now completely. He's most certainly not totally plugged in, that's for sure.

Rick always shoots from miles away too, even when he has Negan trapped. Just calmy wlak up to him entrapped in the vehicle and shoot the barsteward. But no, waste round after round shooting from distance until you have no bullets left. They also need to have Negan wear his underpants over his...