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Nick is very funny sometimes.

No, I honestly don't think he is, but he comes across that way. To me anyway. The way he talks on here he comes across as someone in his 50's, but I would guess he's quite a few years younger than that.

Maybe he's completely different in real life, but on here he is an argumentative, moody, stubborn, arrogant, humourless old scroat. And that's just his good points.

I only just realised that there are games on tonight. Swindon are losing at MK, Shrewsbury are losing and Chesterfield are drawing. Be nice if they stayed that way. Chesterfield going behind would be helpful too of course.

I wonder how many of that 1914/15 squad came back alive from the war. :(

The day Grendel finds anything I say amusing is the day I give up, ccfc92. :)

Shouldn't that be 'comedic ability?'

Do you never do the Amazon Locker, Nick? I used to wait in for parcels, but now I pretty much always get them delivered to the Amazon Locker at Jubilee Crescent. Just get a text when it's ready for collection.

It's a 12 gauge I think.

Thought I would get away with it, but got fingered by the security guard.

Do they? Right, that's the plan then! Sounds perfect to me. You want to annoy and inconvenience them without aggression or being rude, what better way than them having to deal with 2,000 pieces of mail through their letterbox!

I got barred from Woolies in town for talking to the mannequins.

Of you didn't put stamps on them the post office wouldn't deliver would they?

Well I just said postcard off the top of my head. Just envelopes then with a blank piece of paper inside, or a message such as 'Save Coventry City FC'

Weather forecast for tomorrow is quite mild. Was this because of ice or a waterlogged pitch?

I was just thinking, wouldn't I be a good idea for us all to just send in postcards? If they had a sack full of mail with a couple of thousand postcards in it would be an inconvenience and they would have to sift through them to see if any were actually of relevance to business and then of...

I won't batter you in court if that's what you mean.

Nope. I am basing my decision whether we get 5 or more throw ins in a match.

Don't ask me, it hurt my brain even just typing it.

Am I invisible? ;)