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Bloke in the casino said they’re running out to Panjabi MC and firing Bright’s contract through a confetti gun

To Cut a Long Story Short… Mark was arguably better than Tony

As the founding member of the Illuminati you should know better than hanging onto the coattails of the intheknows and posting egg-on-face gifs. It only leaves you looking like a bit of a douchebaggette. My arse maybe covered with fence splinters but I prefer to let the club deal with things...

Always a good idea to get the players with ripped up contracts fit

Wrong title m8…. should be called; ‘When Football Died’

Definitely a opportunity to get some of our players with terminated contracts fit

It’s not going to fucking work is it ? He’ll want to sit by the corner flag every 3 minutes ffs

It can be arranged m8

You basturrd I actually had to work yesterday. And I discovered other people living in my house.

Fackinell. He’ll be bombed should Robins see fit. All this thread proves is that public jury duty is like giving Jimmy Savile a show where kids sit on his lap.

I’ve been working on SBT apology cards

You’ve heard it from the SBT Illuminati, exactly how official do you want it m8 ?

That’s what you get when you nick a Tesco’s Value pasty. Decent from the Stranglers to be fair… but I can’t help thinking how much better it’d be sung by Hugh Cornwell

Silver linings

‘Observation’ So, who was ‘shite’ today m8 ?

Wot about QPR ?

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