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Aren't YOU Johnny Blue?

No, can't be him, he's already pinned down for the Sergei Skripal poisoning.

You get more sense from your missus then. My wife came into the lounge tonight and sat down for a moment while I was watching the football and I pointed out that behind the goal there was an England flag with the words 'Coventry City's on it. She just could not get her head round that at all...

Yeah. That’s the new, rebelious, civil rights, activist me.

This season.

Don't care too much for Young at left back. At 32 now he also seems to have lost a bit of pace. I'm sure he's fine for Man U there, but at International level he is going to get outpaced. Much prefer Rose in that position.

And that sounds like something on the McDonald's breakfast menu.

My mum says 12 wins, but then she does have dementia.

Hate it when the Italians play dirty and cheat. Got their comeuppance there. They just seem intent on chopping down Sterling at every given opportunity.

Interesting to note that Notts County's form doesn't look that bad on there (9th place), but both Mansfield and Swindon definitely struggling down the wrong end of the form table.

Current form table.

I should bloody hope so!

My guess is the late 40's.

If you want the honest, serious answer, double flush! Do your business and immediately flush before you start to use the toilet roll. That gets rid of a lot of the smell before it can spread around the room. Then use toilet paper and flush again when you have finished wiping. All the time you...

I agree and never said otherwise.

Yeah, but when?

I think if we can avoid defeat on Friday we might just go unbeaten for the rest of the season. That's not to say we might not draw a fair few which could hinder us, but the 2 banana skin games I foresee are Newport and Notts County, both clubs having fantastic home records, albeit Newport just...

75% of 8? So, 6?

Interesting to note that she always goes just after you've been. Maybe she enjoys the smell, you know like dogs always sniff around shit when you take them for a walk. Go up to her and ask her if she likes her tummy tickled. If she doesn't answer, just fling a pencil at her from your side of...

88 pts, 1st place.