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Til hell freezes over.

Yet if true, he still didn't listen to the advice Hoffman gave to keep his trap shut. If something IS happening on Friday, then please just let it happen ON Friday and don't say anything now, because if it IS happening on Friday, it's only Tuesday at the moment and that means it is three days...

When was this then? Must have missed that game.

Yep, has to be anything but sprouts. If I had the choice of eating sprouts or eternal damnation I would choose eternal damnation.

Jones has looked the only player likely to win penalties.

Hmm, not so sure on the midfielders. We may have numbers there, but Maycock for me has not looked good enough and Tom Bayliss has played just one single game. The reality is we really only have Kelly (injured), Doyle (who is 36), Shipley and Stevenson.

They both were out of position. Both Willis and Rod as gullible as each other. Rod went for the same header as Stokes and Willis left ball watching and lost his marker. I quite like Willis, but definitely prefer McDonald.

Won't last past the pilot.

We're nearly non league so it's fine.

Expecting him to be out. Sounds like the kind of injury that could take a couple of weeks to repair.

I was going to type the exact same thing, but was going to put an extra couple of asterisks in.

I agree (apart from the striker bit. I don't think that is a necessity). If it takes Willis going to strengthen the side then so be it.

I can't clarify Steve, I've never even met the chap.

Christmas Every Day Carrots and parsnips. Sprouts are the spawn of the devil and the most hated food in the history of this entire planet. Maybe someone on Uranus or Pluto might like them. Nut roast or mushroom and brie wellington. Up Yule log Neither Wait til Christmas Day

Well you would think so, but this is Dale Evans, so obviously it will be Gavin Strachan. Either that or Gene Simmonds from Kiss. This is Dale Evans world where all things are possible. I'm eloping with Anna Friel and Bjork on Friday and we're all going to live on a white fluffy cloud in...

It's incredible that the train fell onto the freeway below and that had lots of traffic and no-one from any of the vehicles on the road was killed.

An anagram of Appropriate Anagrams is Angiosperm Rappa Rat.

Right, that's sorted then. Pen.

Yeah, they do give up on their teams early if they are having a losing season. They also go home early if things are going awry.

Dale Evans and suggestions of photoshopping? Hmmm.......