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Very happy to see some positive trends for once.

When even the Mail have turned on the glorious leader you know things are getting bad

Do you just take literally everything you're ever told at face value?

It's an old tweet. Pretty much shows that his current crusade is nothing to do with fairness, he's just shit the bed now he's realised that Peterborough would miss out.

I see Dominic Cummings broke the government lockdown procedures to travel from London to Durham back in April. I’m sure he’ll be as equally vilified as that government medical advisor from a few weeks back.

I see reading comprehension is at an all-time low this morning

Peterborough are acting like they were 10 points clear at the top and robbed of promotion. Imagine reading some of shite they're coming out with about facing incredibly injustice and finding out it's because they didn't manage to scrape into the play-offs.

Think it'll be a pretty tight vote tbh. Probably 13/10 or 12/11.

Even if they vote for a continuation there is absolute no guarantee it would actually happen. I'd say there is a very good chance that we're up.

More whacko conspiracy theories about how everyone who disagrees with you in the same person is it?

Can't have anyone else encroaching on your niche of constantly trying to sound really clever

Lads, seen it mentioned a few times but there is absolutely no way we're getting close to signing Ivan Toney. We don't have anywhere near the budget and he'll have much more attractive suitors.

Just ignore them obvs

Guys, we can make the virus end tomorrow if we’re all just really, really positive about it and don’t ever even think about criticising the government.

Null and void won't be an option

Not good for us that

Home kit looks very fake. Badge is well off and the ZeroH2O thing is all over the place. Away kit looks more genuine and is quite tidy, but would still err on the side of it being fake too.

Back to your usual schtick of coming up with conspiracy theories about how everyone is the same person? The fact that you’ve committed so hard to this weird Charles Darwin bit, which is neither particularly clever or witty, would suggest that you are incredibly rattled and are desperately...

David has really rattled Grendel hasn’t he. This Charles Darwin stuff is very sad.