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Yep and one occasion in particular when Haynes was given a perfectly good ball to run on to and just didn't go for it and it went out for a throw.

So he's not being sold or recalled, he's retiring?

Richie Partridge/Alan Partridge David Brent /Brentford David Cross/Jesus Darren Bent/Stephen Fry George Curtis/Jamie Leigh-Curtis Mick Coop /Chicken Coop

Nearly put him on to be honest. If he can be a little more consistent, then most definitely. Think all the players I have listed have all put in consistently good performances throughout the season.

Yep. Going to be very interesting come player of the season this year. Previously we have had to really scratch our heads to come up with anyone. This season we have a number of candidates. Ricketts Martin Stokes Armstrong Vincelot Fleck.

Was rather quiet. Not sure if it was the Bovril, the whistle or someone shouting Benik Afobe, but something stole our voices.

Yep. Think Newcastle will be absolutely bonkers to sell him! Be a total madness! Loan yes, sell? Why on earth would they? He's a local Newcastle lad anyway and that's his team.

Cancer. :( Such a talented actor. Sent from my Hudl 2 using Tapatalk

Just been announced, Alan Rickman has died, aged 69. What a shock and what a fabulous actor. Will be sadly missed. :(

A bid to buy him? Why would Newcastle sell? The lad is only 18 and in a couple of years time could be worth 10 times as much. Potential England international star in the making I reckon.

Stokes back training today and TM says as long as there has been no reaction he will be okay for Saturday. Hopefully really positive news.

I think the last time 'coloured' was socially acceptable was the anything goes 1970's. Sent from my Hudl 2 using Tapatalk

Cuts to services must be a contributing factor mustn't it?

An extra £4 for the pleasure of the threesome has to be worth it doesn't it?

Or live with Grendel in one of his many outbuildings. His servants will look after you I'm sure.

Van Beethoven?

Hopefully it will be with a bit of luck and calm finishing.

What about .... Bryan Robson, Bryan 'Pop' Robson (West Brom), Bobby Robson, Stuart Robson!

Not until you just posted that, no.