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My mum said to stay away from the park, now I understand.

That'd be nobody.

Near the end of the game I noticed a few started to make their way across the stand towards the Telegraph end, I thought they were getting a better vantage point for a little pitch invasion or something.

More paragraphs, fewer exclamation marks.

Has he been out injured for a while or just completely off the first team radar? I forgot all about him.

*angry response*

I heard one guy was kicked out for groping a girl in the toilet and another was turfed out for being a racist. That's why that Sent To Coventry pilot never got commissioned as a series, the market's already saturated.

When it comes to signs of our decline, mentions in the Express are pretty far down the list. I wouldn't worry about it too much though; a) Tony Hateley played way more for Notts County than he did for us and the other clubs mentioned are all big cheeses b) They clearly just lifted it from...

I enjoyed the part in the first half where they underhit a pass in defence and instead of getting to it and capitalising on the panic, our entire forward line allowed their rightback to skip past. I was convinced he'd go up and score.

They need a proofreader, who will hopefully advise them to avoid percentages in all future correspondence.

Nobody supports them, despite any simples attempts at justifying how.

Some babies put up a fight.

You know the way to my heart!

Quite a few held up the sheets and then a lot of them become paper airplanes. This kind of backfired on the second half protest when only a few still had them to hold up, but some of those planes really caught the air beautifully which was easily the highlight of the game.

Just when I thought there were no positives to tonight.

As one of the 10%, I'll be wondering if they still sell that shampoo I like.

A lot of protests do fall on deaf ears, but that should never be a reason to prevent them. The opposite if anything.

I'll be there and right by the apparent epicentre of the protest, but I'm not into it personally, good luck to the people involved. Can't see where 90% is coming from though, I'd be hugely surprised by that.

Two things I've never seen that are highly rated are Breaking Bad and the Godfather films. I know they're fantastic and I'd love them, but I can't be bothered at the same time.