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Flushing mechanism on the toilet broke Friend of me dads sorted it

Could I please suggest Richard Herrings RHLSTP Podcast He interviews some great comedians a particular favorite is the Reece Shearsmith Steve pemberton Give it a listen

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The chippy on the burges was Kwik chip I think

I actually think cyclists should be allowed on the pavement

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I'll give him a swerve Otis

The parsons nose The chess board that was outside the library Davies sport shop The courtyard pub The toy shop that's where the library is now(it might not have been by the library actually)

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When your fat ass mother ln law uses your toilet and somehow breaks the flushing mechanism so it's still running and all she can do is laugh about it Turned the water off as a precaution

No mate, it's the one on sandpits lane

Yes I think I have

I can't grow enough hair for a combover I've gone gone for the full kojack. Bald people with ponytails

Finishing a night shift getting into bed and then someone starts out with an angle grinder or lawn mower

People who sneeze really loudly People who cut across petrol station forecourts to avoid traffic lights Pubs that charge top prices but sell shite beer People who don't use manners People who use fake gangsta accents Lads who wear sandals even though they have hobbit feet People who have...

About 18 months ago if was shopping at the local supermarket and asked the lady to check a euromillions ticket I found on the car She checked it, got really excited and started saying "oh my god your a winner, your a winner" It was the grand total of £7.20 The way she carried on I thought I'd...

If we sign Kelvin Wilson I think in him and Reda we would have a potentially fantastic centre half pairing my only concern would be keeping them fit I would only play them in league games and a slightly easier training programme

Thanks fella

Apparently your chances of Cancer Depression Anxiety Obesity All increase if you do nights Life's a bowl of cherries isn't it

That's kind of you Otis cheers The work life balance isn't very balanced at the moment But like I say it's all extra money for the hols It's not the nights as such it's the lack of days off in between for example I did 4 nights last week finished on a Tuesday morning Back on for an early shift...