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  1. Otis

    Walking Dead Season 6

    Yep, agreed. I was just about to give up on it, but they pulled it round and now this season will have been really, really good (as long as they don't kill Glen (for being the epitome of the decency for mankind) or Maggie (because I'll have no-one to drool over apart from the lesbian).
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    Feel free to move this but it may be seen more in general chat

    Thanks a lot, you lovely bunch of humans. :) Very, very kind gesture, but no need. My missus is saying the last thing she wants now is another parrot. Would much rather you put the £10 each towards a new stadium. :)
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    England cricket

    Wow! England giving this a real go! 154 for England. West Indies 11/3.
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    Builder needed urgently!

    Right! Now where's Fisher, Seppala and Lucas?
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    Builder needed urgently!

    Well half a tail. ;)
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    Builder needed urgently!

    8" without his tail.
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    Just hope he is the only one.
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    Builder needed urgently!

    Well he was under the cupboard, but suddenly his tail started wagging out of a little gap. Just couldn't resist!! First thing I have ever killed apart from flies and humans.
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    Builder needed urgently!

    Yep, that's him. Not that big is he.
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    Builder needed urgently!

    Chopped his tail off with a knife at first, then gave him an almighty whack with a spade.
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    Builder needed urgently!

    Not for the squeamish ...... Photo coming .......
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    2 things happened today which made me smile

    People booing because he missed a penalty need their heads examining. He clearly tries and wants to do well.
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    Builder needed urgently!

    Mango.
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    The parrot was just coming up for a year old. Incredibly friendly little thing it was and though we had a cage for it, it always wanted to be out and on your hand or on top of your head.
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    Builder needed urgently!

    This, in the packs we bought, is Bromadiolone. We have 4 traps. Obviously the council will bring their own stuff. We're all really upset over it. It was a beautiful parrot. So friendly and it spoke loads. My wife is inconsolable.
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    Builder needed urgently!

    Because it grabbed the parrot and the parrot was screaming and screaming and the rat disappeared down the back of the cupboards, down a hole with it.
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    Yep, that's what we bought today. Think my cousin's stuff could melt a rain forest though.
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    Builder needed urgently!

    Thanks. Funnily enough, we had mice previously. My wife without my knowledge put glue traps down. They are so inhumane. I was really annoyed with her and tried to save the mice, using soap to free them from the cardboard we put down and then I put them in a box and released them into the wild...
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