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  1. Otis

    2 things happened today which made me smile

    People booing because he missed a penalty need their heads examining. He clearly tries and wants to do well.
  2. Otis

    Builder needed urgently!

    Mango.
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    Builder needed urgently!

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    Builder needed urgently!

    The parrot was just coming up for a year old. Incredibly friendly little thing it was and though we had a cage for it, it always wanted to be out and on your hand or on top of your head.
  5. Otis

    Builder needed urgently!

    This, in the packs we bought, is Bromadiolone. We have 4 traps. Obviously the council will bring their own stuff. We're all really upset over it. It was a beautiful parrot. So friendly and it spoke loads. My wife is inconsolable.
  6. Otis

    Builder needed urgently!

    Because it grabbed the parrot and the parrot was screaming and screaming and the rat disappeared down the back of the cupboards, down a hole with it.
  7. Otis

    Builder needed urgently!

    Yep, that's what we bought today. Think my cousin's stuff could melt a rain forest though.
  8. Otis

    Builder needed urgently!

    Thanks. Funnily enough, we had mice previously. My wife without my knowledge put glue traps down. They are so inhumane. I was really annoyed with her and tried to save the mice, using soap to free them from the cardboard we put down and then I put them in a box and released them into the wild...
  9. Otis

    Make or Break

    You're right. As soon as we get those three wins on the bounce we will be just fine and all 5 teams above us will all crumble and fall away too.
  10. Otis

    the Office

    Love it. It just so perfectly captures the tone and the mundaneness of an every day office and it cleverly makes you feel awkward while laughing very loudly. The empathy it creates for the characters is a joy to behold too and you are forever rooting for Tim and Dawn to get together.
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    Builder needed urgently!

    I wish he could come out. All the stuff is locked away at the council unfortunately. For some very strange reason he is not allowed to take highly poisonous rat poisons home with him.
  12. Otis

    Builder needed urgently!

    Yep, it is the council pest control. They are very good and it will probably be my cousin who comes out, cos he is the boss of the department. He will bait the whole place. Not sure what happens though if the rat dies in our wall space. Might not be the best time to throw a party.
  13. Otis

    Builder needed urgently!

    Yep, big rat. Coventry City Council don't charge and they are coming out to kill the rat, but obviously not until Tuesday. Within 20 mins of killing the parrot it came back up through the hole looking for more food. We have bought a load of traps to try and kill it tonight. Found a builder...
  14. Otis

    Builder needed urgently!

    Own.
  15. Otis

    Builder needed urgently!

    Pest control are coming out. That's not the problem. What in the meantime if it comes out and bites my daughter?
  16. Otis

    Builder needed urgently!

    No wind-up. :( The kitchen units are the problem. All attached to the back wall so you can't get close enough.
  17. Otis

    Builder needed urgently!

    Never ever heard of such a thing and for him to come out and take the parrot ....well I am gobsmacked. :( Sent from my Hudl 2 using Tapatalk
  18. Otis

    Builder needed urgently!

    Now this is going to sound really bizarre (as everything does in the Otis household), but we have a rat in the house. It's actually in our cavity wall!! We saw it in the bedroom air vent and twice we have seen it go behind the fridge in the kitchen. Pulled the bottom board away from the kitchen...
  19. Otis

    Gillingham match thread

    Okay. Thanks for the advice. Will do in future.
  20. Otis

    Builder needed urgently!

    Anyone know anyone? Like now, this minute.
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