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Well done Iceland though. Thoroughly deserved! Hats off to them and good luck for the rest of the tournament.

Couldn't pass, couldn't cross, didn't look like scoring, looked lethargic, clueless and a total embarrassment. Worst game I have ever seen from Wayne Rooney and has to rank as one of the worst ever England performances too. Didn't give their keeper much to do, lacked invention, lacked pace, too...

Got to be the worst England performance in living memory surely?

This is truly dreadful. Really, really bad. We can't pass, can't control the ball, can't shoot. I kind of want us to lose now to be honest.

He can usually pass the ball at least.

Errr, is this Rooney's worst ever performance for England?

I think we have played quite well overall to be honest. The only players who have played poorly so far are Rooney, Sturridge, Kane, Dier, Walker, Rose, Hart, Smalling, Cahill, Alli and Sterling. Everyone else has done fine.

Clueless my missus! She just walked past the TV as the national anthems were playing and God Save the Queen came up and as the camera panned down the England line she quipped 'Look at them, it's the English national anthem, but half of them aren't even English!' :(

Why don't you write on your own slipper instead of someone else's?

Is that because of the song Gnawing me, Gnawing you?

Strange name for a hamster.

Don't tell me, Wasps can park there but Sisu can't!

I'm sorry to hear that. What was its name?

I haven't got much of a problem with Sturridge and Kane. Kane is the best striker we have and Sturridge can make things happen out of nothing. Problem with Sturridge last time was he was playing far too deep and therefore offered no threat. Hodgson said Kane looked jaded, so hopefully this...

Was it why Bron wasn't interested in those two serving women?

Yeah, but at least he isn't stupid enough to utter that out loud.

Maybe you should try that in Kabul.

It is just the music I had a problem with I think. It was brilliant but out of kilter for me and just pumped up the pomposity level to 11 on the Spinal Tap amp.

The press announce it and then tell Hodgson what team he is picking.