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Is it? Shit!! Come on Mowbray, sort this shit out now, you Muppet!

SBT for me - Information and entertainment. SBT for you? - How many people can I disagree with and piss off? Shame. You used to be a good poster a while back.

I am not swallowing anything. Why do you always have to be so aggressive all the time? I come on here to share thoughts with fellow supporters, see what is happening, have a laugh and hear about new signings etc. I come on here for a positive experience. Why do you come on here? Seemingly...

I am saying if they really wanted to destroy us it would be well worth their time to play in Friday night or Saturday lunchtime and churn up the pitch, making life very difficult for us. About them making us change times it was a question as much as anything else. I would like to know the exact...

Freshly buttered toast. Basil. Cinnamon.

Well yeah, because if he had the lights on he would have been recognised so much quicker.

I would say the way you paranoidly declare they wish to totally destroy us is even more baffling. I am not fooled by anything. I have never said they have done this for us and have obviously done it because it suits them. Never said anything different.

Did you like the Fresh Prince of Bel Air?

Sometimes, but mostly just of penis. I seriously need to have words with my Uncle Dave.

Never had a new car. What is it, the smell of the seats?

Scotland will lose 2-1 in the qualifying stages to the Pitcairn Isles. Upon being asked about the surprising scoreline, the Pitcairn manager will profusely apologise and say it would have been a lot more had he put his first team 11 out.

Sorry, typo. I meant I like the smell of my palms in the morning.

I love the smell of napalm in the morning.

Course he is quiet. The word is he is going to set the league alight. No-one said anything about pre-season friendlies.

Whoa, neddy! Where's the second half line up? :)

Only Ibrahimovic, but then that's because he has no manners, is really arrogant and is a lot bigger than me.

Just my Evening Standard behaviour, but yes, it is only early, so today I am a Morning Star.

The thing is, couldn't they arrange to play the odd game on a Friday night or Saturday lunch time at midday? Surely if their heart was set on destroying us wouldn't they be glad to be churning the pitch to make it as awkward as possible for City to use the pitch?

I really think you need to take a long look in the Mirror and preferably do so when the Sun is out! Just what sort of Mail are you? Don't sound like a man of the People for sure.

You were only an observer and now you are the Telegraph?