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It's like the gorgeous girl staring at you across the nightclub dancefloor, before you then realising 10 seconds later she is actually giving the eye to the bloke behind.

But you are then very quickly deflated again within seconds. Double whammy for me today. My parents are both 86 and my dad insists on buying lottery tickets for all the family, nieces, granddaughters and me. Sometimes he gives me the tickets, but usually he retains them himself for us all and...

Smokescreen and windbreak.

Drew 1-1 in the end, but still 2 points dropped you would say.

It doesn't always work like that of course, the Scotland thing. That's football for you. Malta were at home to the Scots and I dare say they approached the game quite differently and perhaps thought they could get something out of the game. Tonight was all about damage limitation. Doesn't...

I quite like them. Sound even better when you have the remote control on mute.

Sorry, can you repeat that! I fell asleep at 'sequence indexed. ' ;)

I've always liked him, but international football just seems a step too far for the lad. He has great pace, but at times his control and first touch is very, very poor.

Yup. After the last few years at the Ricoh I think we have maladjusted.

I notice there is a pi in there. Is that for Evans?

Just imagine if he used both cheeks.

Southgate picked Theo Walcott tonight, so why isn't he playing?

As long as it isn't Teresa May or Timmy Mallet I'm not too fussed.

I think you will find that over the past few years we have very much embraced a gallows humour. Let's face it, even if we got Jurgen Klopp we would still be talking about how it will all go wrong for us.

I will back him because he would be our manager, but I wouldn't like the bloke, or trust him, which is a shame. I really liked Mowbray because he seemed a thoroughly decent individual.

I've heard Cosmo are closed tonight because they are expecting a party of one and it is booked in the name of Evans.

The one that has a wrecking ball outside trying to make the doorway wider.

You can, but I wouldn't recommend it.

The females were hot too I take it?

Unless TM stands for The Manager. That'd work every time.